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Name: Sarah
Birthday: 3/30/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: God/ Starbucks/ Famous Amos cookies/ That 70's Show/ winterguard/ thunderstorms/ Disney Movies/ singing/ laughing
Expertise: Aerobics/ body building/ crocett/ dancing/ eating/ fidgeting/ giggling/ hugging/ insanity/ jump roping/ krunk fests/ lion taming /memory loss/ nose picking/ ostrich farming/ pirating/ quail hunting/ rainbow chasing/ street walking/ turd throwing/ urban living/ verbalizing/ whittling/ xylaphone playing/ z....suggestions anyone?
Occupation: Student
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
MSN: uniquely_me38@hotmail.com
Member Since:
12/28/2004
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| Lets play TAG everyone!! Here's how to play
1. Start with seven random, crazy facts about yourself.
2. Tag people, who then must post seven random facts about themselves, as well as these rules.
3. Make sure to post the names of the people at the end of the post.
4. Leave the seven people a comment on their site telling them that they have been tagged and to go to your site for the rules and info.
RANDOM FACTS OF MINE:
1. My right ear is missing a chunk at the top...and I often find it entertaining to say it's been bitten off by the famous ear-chewing boxer, Mike Tyson....giggle.
2. I am a full-fledged, 100%, out-of-the-closet, coffee addict....who is currently munching on chocolate covered espresso beans.
3. I have a face-washing fetish. I have to wash my face every morning and every night or my life is incomplete.
4. I am the #1 Ultimate Skank ....so says liz...but who really listens to her anywaz.
5. I have an extra spine-bone in my back...so the doctor says my back is weaker than normal people's. Oh well, being normal is vastly over-rated.
6. I have an insane shyness about me that most people dont know about..it's stemmed mostly from my highly advanced inferiority complex...i always think people look and me and think "ew""retard""loser"
7. I love to sing in the shower.
And I tag everyone!! But specifically JAIDE! So you better do this you punk! luv ya all...
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| Updating.....with nothing to say.
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| Mmmkay...so my piano teacher yelled at me today for not practicing...I cried
The 1st graders I have been teaching and became completely attatched to were taken from me today and given to someone else...I cried
Dustin and I broke up and my heart's in a million peices...I haven't quit crying
Mr. Mullen died...yeah everyone gets it, I'm an effing pansy that cries.
_ F_CK_NG H_AT_ _V_RYTH_NG .... would anyone like to buy a vowel?
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| Heys Chums, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Since it's been a while, I'll rewind to Christmas. My Christmas was good but very busy and quite emotionally challenging. Ill start off with the bad then end on a happier note.
One of my good friends was in a really bad wreck, but thankfully she walked away only slightly banged up and with a minor cuncussion...it could have been so much worse.
We went home to Ohio after Christmas to find that one of my grandfather's best friends had a wreck also, and he died Friday while we were there.
This was the first Christmas (or holiday for that matter) that we've had without my Grandmother and it's been really hard on all of us. Grandpa has gotten into the bottle worse than ever before and I dont think there was one day while we were there that he wasnt drunk.
A 97-year-old man my mother's taken care of for 8 years fell and broke his hip and we think he wont last much longer so Mom's mega stressed over that.
But on a better note...my college future is looking very bright.
I've been officially accepted to UK.
I got a 28 on my ACT therefore earning me full tuition paid for to UK for four years,
and for christmas I got a new, flat pannel computer equiped with a printer/scanner/copier all in one. Woo!
Please keep my family in your prayers, hope you all had a magnificent break!
Heart! -Sarah
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Here's another happy holiday song to get everyone in the Christmas spirit 
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls
and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,
nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands
and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled
Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all
- now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally
must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now,
he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph
into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher
just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,
"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk
around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard
and the F.B.I.
There's a van from
the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin'
'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin',
the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin'
to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia,
now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison
for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend,
now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good
behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the
movie rights
They're talkin' bout -
the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some
milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was
tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally
must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally
must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally
must have snapped...
in his brain
Wow, two post in one week, now two songs in one post..it's like a record or something, aye!?
My all-time favorite song..right now: The scientist - Coldplay
The Scientist
Come up to meet you
Tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh let's go back to the start
Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on a silence apart
Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start
I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart
Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Coming back as we are
Nobody said it was easy
Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I'm going back to the start
Yay, I'm happy.
Merry Christmas my dears!
-Sarah
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